Masturbatory Art: Danish Artist Paints Kim Kardashian B.utt With His P.enis

So we all screamed after Kim Kardashian took her flesh-flashing to a new level in the Paper magazine for.

While her full frontal nude, she tore the internet to shreds as she intended to when the pictures were released with the #BreakTheInternet tag.

After a while, the internet was pieced back together, especially after others took the nudity cue and dropped their own nudes.

Meanwhile, somewhere a Danish artist, Uwe Max Jensen was painting Kim's booty...

But, instead of using a brush, the 'cockpainter' using his own penis

The finished work, which India Times calls a 'masturbatory masterpiece’— measuring roughly 12" by 16" is indeed a masterpiece.

Imagine how many hours it would take get the final piece done.

Here are pictures of him as he did the painting...